Image Captions for Sassy

Home is where the bra isn’t.

If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.

Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy.

B***h, please you’ve more issues than vogue.

I know looks are’nt everything, but I have them just in case.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts. Sharon Needles

My heart says yes but my mom says no.

People will stare. Make it worth their while.

I tried you didn’t. Have fun, I’m done.

Some of the best moments in your life are those you can’t tell anyone about.

I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either

I don’t care what you think of me. Because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.

Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.

We did anything for you that little rush.

Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.

I’m worth it. always was, and always will be.

I know I changed baby, that was the point.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face,

Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.

You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas

She was simple like quantum physics.

Never mistake my kindness for weakness.

Her smile was like armor & every day she went to war.

Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.

I do a thing called what I want.

She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.

Eat, pray, slay

Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

Act like a lady, think like a boss.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Role models that look like supermodels.

You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.

Sweet as sugar hard as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and to hot for you.

Be you, do you, for you.

Oh darling, go buy a personality.